madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: mythaelogy, via salt-and-pepper-panda)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

(Source: welovekanyewest, via ridge)

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

(via sextnoise)

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

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yelyahwilliams:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute


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yelyahwilliams:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

wowwwwww

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